I didn’t want to believe the hype last year when they said she was having a baby. I didn’t want to believe the hype several months ago when TMZ said she was getting thick after having the baby. I didn’t want to believe the hype that she likes fat guys. Then I got curious and found these pics from two days ago and I now cannot believe what I am seeing.  How did this happen? She looks like she had a nervous breakdown and locked herself in a marshmallow padded room and had to eat her way out.

I’ve always been a big believer in “you gotta find the skinny ones” when they are around 24-25 years old because when they are 30 after having kids, they will fill out nicely and you will have a MILF for the next 20 years of your life or until your dick stops working. Christina was that girl. What the fuck happened? How is it even possible.

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