Seriously…You all don’t know me very well, but I have to let you in on something. This morning I woke up after having a dream about the first girl I kissed when I was 14. Her name was Yolanda. I couldn’t remember her last name, but ironically, it came to me in a dream…WOW! Without hesitation, the first thing I did was look her up on Facebook…Searching through tons of girls with her name, I found one from Oneonta, NY. It had to be her!
I met her at my aunt and uncle’s summer camp in upstate NY. Anyways, it took me forever; I was shaking, sweating, feeling nauseous. We were sitting next to the fire after a long day catching turtles and frogs on the lake. Camp Crystal Lake! Ahh, I remember it like it was yesterday. I was 14, had a pencil for a pecker and didnt even know what a boobie looked like in person. It took me forever, but then I did it. I just kissed her. It was magical…I was hooked. Kissing was me; it was what I wanted to do for the rest of my life. Kiss smokeshows. She was so f*cking hot. Nice Latina ass, beautiful skin, huge firm melons. WOW. I was on a mission to do one thing…LOSE MY VIRGINITY IN THE SUMMER OF NINETEEN NINETY THREE!
I slipped my cousin a Newport for watching the door for me, and we went into the camper and made our way to the back where the bunks were. Now, if you know anything about me, it took me about .5 seconds to have her stripped down to nothing but her granny panties and chastity belt. Feeling pretty unromantic, I decided to spark the fire by removing my pants as well. You know, to show her I respected her. But just as I was about to release the 14 year old virgin hounds on that ass, I hear my aunt come in the trailer and say, “Where’s Ryan??” Drats…busted! I have my cousin Joe up in front to stall for me in this situation, but he immeditaly sold me out. My plan was foiled. My Aunt found us completely naked and about to de-virginize ourselves.
Long story short, the next day I was sent home and grounded for a week or so, got the birds and the bees speech, and then pounded my first beer with my buddy. What a weekend! But I never got to see my YoYo ever again. I was heartbroken….
But then a few moments ago, I got her friend request back. SHE ACCEPTED!
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR……. This… Can’t….. Be………
RUN…..RUN for the Hills……Quick..! Ahhh.. Edit friends…. Find friends.. what do I do… Delete.. Delete… Delete.. CODE RED>>>>>> WE’RE GOING DOWN……… !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!