In true coked out culinary tradition, Charlie Sheen takes us through making the perfect meal…A plethora of delectables that are sure to tease the degeneration of your former drug addict self. Using the power of the Warlock, he transforms what would normally be inedible food, into a succulent four star delight. After all, his hands have been rated by Zagat. Stay tuned next week when Chef Charlie shows you how to make your own Chateaubriand out of aluminum foil, baking soda and pack of Winstons…!

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