TMZ tried to give Charlie Sheen the Lindsay Lohan treatment, saying he was a drug addict and wasn’t going to make it to the set of Two and a Half Men today because he was rocking out in Vegas this weekend. That was until Charlie bitched slapped TMZ back into line by showing up to set, and killing it! Chalk one up for functioning addicts everywhere. Bow down to the master TMZ…you can’t shake the machine, he the real deal Holyfield!

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