On Cinco De Mayo, a lot of us industry folk hung out with members of the Mexican community by working with them at various restaurants and bars. Hell, we even took a couple of the little guys out to celebrate after, only to leave them solo at the karaoke mic singing LaBamba as we strolled off with the nearest tequila-soaked senorita we could find. Hey, it’s America…Whaddayahgonnadoaboutit…? Might as well tell me you aren’t full-blown Irish on March 17, as well…That’s why I drank with a guy named Sphen for 10 hours this year and slammed 19 slices of pizza ’till I puked…Wicked Irish, right?

While giving “thanks and praise” to the forefathers of the holiday in which we pay tribute, we often try not to be the biggest arrogant bastards in the room. Some fail…Here are yesterday’s biggest celebrity Cinco De Mayo douchebags…

AOL/Time Warner, though it would be funny to photoshop Senator McCain and make wise at his former Chairman seat on the Senate Committee on Indian Affairs…The picture was posted on TMZ as a joke. Uh ohhh… Someone’s getting a pink slip on Monday…

" ¿Onde está o metro? "

Ahh yes… Our favorite fake, displaced, Jersey Guidos Jwoww and Snooki have apparently made a customized C.D.M margarita. Too bad they don’t carry ice makers on your pirate ship there Snook…

arr Matey.. I'm Captain Snook Sparrow... At your service...

Yesterday, America’s favorite feminist featured Mother’s Day gift ideas, using leftovers from May 5. Here we have a necklace for mom made from Corona bottle-tops. Ahh, top paid talk show producers in action, folks… This is comic gold right here…

"And the earrings smell like the night you were conceived..."

And last we have the ultimate Pros and Cons of Cinco De Mayo by the great Jimmy Fallon…This should clarify the behaviors of the prior celebs…

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