Who is this guy? Can we get him on Chronicle payroll right away?! Seriously, this is how you close a deal. Always Be Closing son..! I’ve got his sales pitch. “Listen a**hole, you got two thousand?” “You need to put an ad in our paper, mother-***er.!” “Don’t come back here tomorrow without, two thousand or I will kick your ***king, ass.!” Aggressive panhandler he is not. More like top sales man of the year.!