Was it just me, or did I just see the world’s first mile high invitation to have  sex on a jetliner? Did you see the way that stewardess was looking at me? All bedroom eyed up n’ shit. She couldn’t keep her woman lasers off me when it said to “grab with both hands and unfasten.” Let the whole buckle come undone? Hell yah! I’m down with that. Would I like a cocktail? Hell yah. I haven’t had this much fun in an airplane since that time the hot chick passed out next to me and I snapped mad pics to make it look like she was my girl friend.

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