President Donald Trump announced today at another one of his post-election bizarre campaign rally’s that the Southern border wall is still being built. Only this time there is a plot twist, you know the old Apprentice plot twist…

Now the completely ridiculous border wall, is solar-powered!

See don’t you liberals just love it now? It’s a totally green fucking solar wall! Wahooo!!!

Trump went on to say that, Mexico will have to pay way less money now. Is he serious? Is he joking? Has he lost his god damn mind? Who the hell knows! All we know is that there seems to be a crazy person at the wheel of the country and we are all in the back seat without our seat belts on. Time to buckle up folks, this coo coo bird is about to waste a shit ton of our tax dollars on a damn border wall, when most illegal migrants come here by airplane!

In a related story, no word yet on how he plans on crossing the Rio Grande with an electric solar wall. He will prolly have to get back to us on that one…