A 50-year-old man in Japan was killed when six tons of porn magazines fell on top of him, The Daily Mirror reported.

That’s a lot of smut.

The Japanese man, described by The Mirror was “a former car-maker identified only by the name Joji,” was discovered six months after his porn collection toppled onto him. His landlord came a-knockin’ to ask why his rent was six months in arrears – and presumably to collect what was owed to him.

Pretty sure he didn’t get paid.

Joji’s death was reported by a member of the crew assigned to cleaning his apartment. The source said his company was hired to remove the magazines discreetly, so that other tenants wouldn’t see them and to spare Joji’s family shame and embarrassment.

The cleaner said he wasn’t sure if Joji collapsed into his stack of porn from a heart attack or stroke, which may have caused the magazines to fall on him.

Had Joji been conscious and tried to scream for help, it’s likely nobody would have been able to hear him, what with six tons of porn magazines on top of him and all.

Joji evidently put at least some effort into consolidating his massive collection, as he clipped out his favorite content from certain magazines before tossing them.

Hey, we all look at porn, so we’re not throwing stones from a glass house here, but don’t let this happen to you. Get your porn right here on the good ole’ internet, using an incognito window, of course. That way, you won’t have to worry about your parents/wife/kids seeing it, and you can actually have a friend over once in a while – perhaps even a female one.

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