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Guinness, as Healthy as Fruits.

Oh, early 20th century marketing. Brands could promote just about anything, anyway, however they wanted, all the time. The “Soda Pop Board of America” used...

Ballgames. Beer cans. Batting Gloves. Baseballs. Brunansky.

Tom Brunansky. Anyone? Show of hands for those intimately familiar with the great Tom Brunansky… Okay, here’s a clue: Who’s the only Minnesota Twin...

Buds & “Buds”

According to Money Magazine, states that have legalized sweet, sweet, sweetsweetsweet Mary Jane are experiencing a plunge in beer sales. Correlation?? Yes. Or is...

Tall Cool Martian Budweisers

Remember when Budweiser beer was synonymous with “America”? And thennnn Anheisuer-Busch sold the majority share to a Belgian company? So then Budweiser was from...

The Happiest Place on Beer… on Earth! The Happiest Place on...

Kids + Disney + Line rides + Where’d Dad go = Disney is now stocked to the gills with craft beer. Something for the...

Moses and the Powerball

So, you’ve got Moses, the Lord, a bunch of Israelites - all gathered around Peter’s radio set, tickets in hand, muttering their number groupings...

Stammering & Sundowning

Envisioning a gleeful retirement is easy if you’re a planner. Or if you at least work with a planner. Anyway, so try to think...

Please, the Diagnodent, Dr. Rosenberg.

You ever feel like you might have a teeny, tiny cavity hiding on the insides of one of your primary bicuspids? Ever wonder if...

Reinheitsgebot

Five centuries ago, the Duke of Bavaria instated the “Reinheitsgebot” – a purity law dictating a strict list of acceptable ingredients for the making...

Black Pudding and a Pint of Gat

“Uuh, yuh I’ll take a pint of Gat, a Smithwicks, and a Harp. Yuh, all at once.” “Sir, this is a breakfast restaurant.” It may not...

Robot Jockey Camel Racers

Hang on to that hump! You know how fast a camel can move? Nope. 40 miles per hour! Can you name a major camel race? No...

CATGUT BOWSTRINGS

Your muscles tense. Your fists clench. A cold sweat beads across your brow line… As your goggled, masked dentist moves in with his whistling...

NEWS: Drink your breakfast. Chew your beer. Maple your Bacon. Porter...

  Here’s the thing, I don’t necessarily support the premise behind the grand amalgamation of breakfast in the beer. But I do support beer, in...

YOU LOOK NERVE-OUS

Did you know the human brain uses something like 100 billion neurons to control everything on the inside and the outside of the body?...

Ringing The Bull

You know what we love? We love ales, and stouts, and pale ales, and lagers, and pilsners, and wheat beers, and porters, and bitters,...

Lump Sum

The lump sum or the annuity? Fast Eddy or Steady Eddy? The goose or the gander? Taking the annuity essentially gives you a salaried post as a...

Schnitzel Faced

Fork in the left. Knife in the right. Fork in the right. Knife in the left. Beer in the left. Schnitzel in the right. Schnitzel in the...

Clogs to Sous-Chefs

  Commission: (n) a fee paid based on a percentage of the sale made by an employee or agent, as distinguished from regular payments of...

5.5 Million Car Accidents

There are something like five and a half million car accidents throughout the country each year. That’s over one hundred thousand accidents per state....

Traditional America

You know when you’re like, “Darling! You forgot to unharness me! The cuffs are digging into my coccyx…” And then you’re like, “Yeah but...

FDR. WPA. ADA.

Oh, the 1930’s weren’t entirely horrible. I mean, yes the nation was in the grips of the Great Depression, and the dust bowl was...

Domesticated Equals Medicated

Does domestication result in medication? Do our human hands inevitably meddle in the natural balance? It’s not like you see raccoons on blood thinners, or armadillos...

Please Put Down the Dwarf, Sir

If you’re acting out your primitive wants and needs without discretion or care for the omni-present human element, then chances are at some point...

Two Tons of Necking

You know giraffes have only seven vertebrae? Seven. The tallest land animal on the planet, with a neck length of up to eight feet...

Sinister Professional Mathematicians

Lottery winners. They’re out there. Lurking. Scheming. Counting. You may be one of ‘em! You! Probably not though. The odds of winning the lottery...

Radioactive Waste Glass

So, Sand is Cold Glass then? Sand is cold glass… Are you talking in your sleep?!! Wake up, will yuh?! Well, but glass is super hot...
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