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Ringing The Bull

You know what we love? We love ales, and stouts, and pale ales, and lagers, and pilsners, and wheat beers, and porters, and bitters,...

Lump Sum

The lump sum or the annuity? Fast Eddy or Steady Eddy? The goose or the gander? Taking the annuity essentially gives you a salaried post as a...

Schnitzel Faced

Fork in the left. Knife in the right. Fork in the right. Knife in the left. Beer in the left. Schnitzel in the right. Schnitzel in the...

Clogs to Sous-Chefs

  Commission: (n) a fee paid based on a percentage of the sale made by an employee or agent, as distinguished from regular payments of...

5.5 Million Car Accidents

There are something like five and a half million car accidents throughout the country each year. That’s over one hundred thousand accidents per state....

Traditional America

You know when you’re like, “Darling! You forgot to unharness me! The cuffs are digging into my coccyx…” And then you’re like, “Yeah but...

FDR. WPA. ADA.

Oh, the 1930’s weren’t entirely horrible. I mean, yes the nation was in the grips of the Great Depression, and the dust bowl was...

Domesticated Equals Medicated

Does domestication result in medication? Do our human hands inevitably meddle in the natural balance? It’s not like you see raccoons on blood thinners, or armadillos...

Please Put Down the Dwarf, Sir

If you’re acting out your primitive wants and needs without discretion or care for the omni-present human element, then chances are at some point...

Two Tons of Necking

You know giraffes have only seven vertebrae? Seven. The tallest land animal on the planet, with a neck length of up to eight feet...

Sinister Professional Mathematicians

Lottery winners. They’re out there. Lurking. Scheming. Counting. You may be one of ‘em! You! Probably not though. The odds of winning the lottery...

Radioactive Waste Glass

So, Sand is Cold Glass then? Sand is cold glass… Are you talking in your sleep?!! Wake up, will yuh?! Well, but glass is super hot...

French Enameled Lavastone

You know when you reach for the door handle on your white refrigerator that came with your builder’s special split-level, and it’s the discolored...

The True Meaning Behind The Single ‘I Took A Pill In...

You ever listen to lyrics of a song and try and break them down and figure out what the meaning of the song...

Glow In The Dark Safety Spray Paint

Hi-Vis paint can be applied to clothing, bags and bikes for safety at night so you can be easily seen by drivers and...

A Seventh Century BC Knuckle Sandwich?

Seventh century BC. An era dominated by imperial dynasties: Babylonian, Egyptian, Chinese, Grecian. Vertical humans in the Western hemisphere probably performed noteworthy things, but...

BRATS (“br-au-tz”) are the WURST (“wurst”)!

  Bratwurst. Brats, bro. Rhymes with tater “tots”. Brats are the best wurst. What makes a bratwurst any different from say, a sausage? Short answer: it's...

Look At All That Trash

https://youtu.be/xmENQ492Ye4 Allison's Adventures follows a surfer girl as she brings plastic ocean pollution to the big picture and uses her voice to raise awareness on...

TOOTH LOSS IN THE AGED: Nature’s Indicator Light

Corn on the cob, a Philly cheese-steak submarine sandwich, one half rack baby-back ribs: challenging foods for the toothless to approach. A London broil,...

Bail Got You Down?

  So, you know the most expensive bail ever set was for some Wall Street fat cat in the '80's? Yeah, did you know he paid...

YOU’RE BEHOOVED TO IMBIBE AT BARS WITH LIVE MUSIC

The bar scene! An activity with a sliding scale of enjoyability, based on two factors: the location, and well, the bar. No matter the...

Incissors & Mashers & Molars & Canines

Enamel! Incissors and mashers and molars and canines. Humanoid teeth are comprised of enamel and a bunch of other things. According to medical doctors...

The Best Tattoo in America

Roses and coy fish and arrows and script and crosses and tear drops and feathers and the Mary mother of god and Chinese characters...

STUFF THAT STOCKING: Holiday Sexy-time Gift Guide

It's the holiday season! With the whoop-de-do and hickory dock! And don't forget to hang up your sock! Oh Andy, you know the drill. Mr....

What You Need To Know About the Dakota Access Pipeline

Since April, Native American activists and environmentalists have been protesting the Dakota Access Pipeline, which would run nearly 1,172 miles and carry over half...

Dependency.

Dependency is a dwelling that provides its inhabitants each an independent definition. The word may frame a warm familial image of children, and the...
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